Inexperienced in the bedroom - is this sort of thing common?

Oh, Mister Jimmy ji! You is just veddy bad in the bed and needs lessons! Okay, I am educated (harvard, etc) Hindu lady and know much about how to do the kama sutra style lovemakings for many hours and can teaches you all but I just need visa to come to America just send to me in Calcutta and I come to you and helps you learn to use lingam and makes girlfriend puni happy!